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The Toothpick

when I was 17 I swallowed a toothpick

A Friend had made me laugh and I sucked it down. Right into my stomach

The toothpick caused a lot of pain but the emergency room didn’t know what to do they gave me some antibiotics and some pain medication and said ” Hopefully you pass it”

for 3 month the toothpick maneuvered its way through my system working hard at making it through all the twists and turns. How ever it path would become impassible

However the toothpick became jammed and then pierced its way through my intestine masking and feeling much like an appendicitis. The surgeon went in for my appendix and instead came out with a toothpick.

Moral: Don’t use toothpick its not worth the pain and aggravation. But it does make for a pretty cool scar